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Lifestyle Hotels: Gotta Have Soul

Now that luxury is a bad word, hoteliers are scrambling for ways to reinvent their hotels without spending a whack of money. The quick fix? Simply delete all references to “luxury” in marketing materials and replace them with “lifestyle”. Magically, the hotel’s image transforms from visions of champagne baths and gold-plated toilet seats to a holistic experience involving discovery, connecting and environmental responsibility.

Travelers beware. A similar trend started about a decade ago, after word got out that boutique hotels were more profitable than other hotels. Suddenly hotels large and small were calling themselves boutique. But then a number of players tarnished the boutique reputation by emphasizing style over comfort and hiring mannequins for staff. When the big hotel chains got into the action, the boutique reputation suffered even further. Soon hotels couldn’t distance themselves quickly enough from the contemporary boutique moniker. A new buzzword was needed, and along came the next generation of boutique hotels: the lifestyle hotel. (more…)

Emerging Trends in the Hotel Industry: A Lighthearted Approach

The hotel industry is built on cheerfulness and spirited optimism, yet in these challenging economic times it’s getting increasingly difficult for employees to hold their smile. Amidst all the doom and gloom I thought I’d take a more lighthearted approach to identifying some of the trends emerging in the hotel industry.

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The Devil, the Details, and Pierre

A recent guest took our Lifestyle Concierge quiz and was so surprised by his similarities to Pierre he sent us this letter. We thought you’d enjoy.

To: Mr. Nicholas Gandossi, General Manager

I have just spent an evening at your trendy little address in Vancouver and felt I should convey my observations for the sake of fellow travelers, loungers and food lovers.

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Home Sweet Hotel

The increasing popularity of condo-hotel developments has put within reach a lifestyle previously reserved for the rich and famous: living in a hotel. Having been living in a hotel myself for the past few months, I’ve discovered that it’s not as always as glamorous as it sounds. For any aspiring Donald Trumps out there, a cautionary tale.

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Hotels in Space

Recently there’s been a lot of hype in the media about a hotel that plans to launch in 2012—in space. It’s called Galactic Suites, and reservations lines are expected to be open next year. I would be the first in line if it weren’t for the astronomical price: $4 million for a three-day stay. Now that’s an envious average rate. Since I’ll never be able to afford to be a guest, I thought I might put my name forward as a candidate for hotel manager. Problem is, considering the magnitude of the project and the track record hotels have for opening on time, I fear the launch will be delayed until I’m too old to make the journey—or, well, you know, dead.

That’s the irony of managing a hotel: you become quite comfortable surrounded by luxury and affluence, sometimes to the point where you forget you’re not actually like your guests: they’re rich and you aren’t. It’s always a rude awakening when I go out for dinner and can’t sign the bill to my promo. Hopefully Galactic Suites will offer industry discounts.

The obligatory eighteen-week training period suggests the target market is not your average weekend budget traveler, but more likely business tycoons, rock stars, and billionaire retirees. Fortunately for them, training takes place not in Siberia but at a hotel complex on a Caribbean island. I must say this raised my eyebrow. How will four months on a tropical island prepare these people for space, the most inhospitable environment a human being can endure? A tear in one’s spacesuit would lead to the most painful death imaginable: air would be sucked from lungs, blood would feel like it was boiling in veins, and internal organs would seize. I couldn’t find mention of this in the promotional material.

Why would anyone want to build a hotel in space? Well, why is any hotel built? To make money. When you consider that travelers’ most popular request is a quiet room with a view, imagine how this space hotel could deliver and the premium it could charge—like say, $4 million. Not for the faint of heart, the tour will shuttle guests around the world in a dizzying eighty minutes fifteen times a day at an altitude of 450 km. Promo material boasts that guests will “participate in international space experiments”. Am I paranoid, or does this sound ominous? Will guests conduct the experiments or be the subjects? Let’s hope experiments don’t involve making little tears in spacesuits and pushing guests out the door to see what happens.

As a hotel manager I can’t help but think about other potential challenges. If the hotel overbooks, as hotels like to do, how will relocates be handled? The zero gravity environment will make serving food and beverage challenging, not to mention making beds, cleaning rooms, showering, and, I suppose, using the bathroom. I’m thinking there won’t be a pool, spa, or windows that open. Apparently guests will use Velcro suits to crawl around the hotel by sticking themselves to walls like Spiderman. That could become a real hassle for room service attendants when they forget to bring Ketchup with a delivery. Also, in this age of environmental responsibility, how will a hotel justify rocketing just six guests at a time into space? That’s a lot of carbon credits.

I’ve often said that the hotel business isn’t rocket science, yet it appears it soon will be. The requisite merger of science and hospitality is a bit troubling. The company behind this project is based in Barcelona. As much as I love Spain, my service experiences in that country haven’t been stellar, although admittedly I wasn’t paying $4 million for accommodation. If service is bad, it’s not like you can check out and check into another hotel across the galaxy. The company’s claim that the project is “formed by various professionals in the aerospace industry” is reassuring from a scientific perspective, but where are the hotel industry professionals? Is an astronaut going to be preparing meals and turning down beds at night? They might want to consider getting Singapore involved. And before I get on board, will someone please tell me exactly how many spaceships Spain has built and piloted in the past? I think I’d feel more comfortable if Russia were involved. Whoever it is, I hope they’re better at building hotels than websites. The website for Galactic Suites is just bizarre.

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT
While on this subject I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that my novel, Murder at the Universe, is set in a futuristic hotel in New York with a space theme. One of the main characters is a former astronaut who is appointed resident manager as a publicity stunt—with disastrous results. The point being, rocket science and hospitality demand very different skills; combining the two might result in really bad reviews on TripAdvisor.

Should I be hired to manage Galactic Suites, I imagine the job will get a little dull at times, what with only three rooms in the entire hotel. Maybe other duties will be involved, like flying the shuttle to and from that Caribbean island. Note to self: during interview don’t mention track record with valet parking at Opus. A company official describes Galactic Suites as a boutique hotel, once again reinforcing this segment’s reputation for being on the cutting edge. This got me even more excited about the possibility—until I read that the company plans to develop an “orbital hotel chain” and one of the partners is intent on colonizing Mars.

Sorry, but I don’t do chains. Or colonies for that matter. I think I’ll stick to Opus for now. I prefer to keep things down to earth.

Chain conformity and other foreboding phrases

Sorry for the long absence, but I have a good excuse. In case you somehow dodged the salvo of announcements issued by our media team, Opus has adopted a younger sister. She’s gorgeous, speaks fluent French and, fortunately, lives far enough away from Vancouver that we won’t be too jealous. Her name is Opus Montreal.

On July 9, Trilogy Properties Corporation, owner-operators of Opus Hotel in Vancouver and operators of Adara Hotel in Whistler, purchased Hotel Godin and re-flagged it Opus Montreal. Since I promised long ago to be a blogger not a flogger, I will resist the temptation to go on and on about this beautiful property, the fantastic staff, its ideal location. I’ll leave that to the website.

I know what you’re thinking. The irony hasn’t escaped me either that, after years of bashing hotel chains, I now work for one. This “chain” is only two hotels, but already I’ve caught myself uttering such odious phrases as “economies of scale” and “chain standards”. Not that hotel chains are evil. Some of my best friends work for them, and I myself have worked for several. They serve many critical functions. For example, they house drunken conventioneers wearing badges and silly hats so boutiques don’t have to. And they fill rooms with low-rated government business so we don’t have to either.

While the term “boutique chain” may sound like an oxymoron, there are a number of successful ones out there: Morgans, Thompson, Joie de Vivre and Kimpton to name a few. It’s not chains themselves that are the problem, but chain mentality. I have an inordinate fear of reporting to some over-caffeinated vice president at corporate office in some obscure state like, say, Delaware who considers herself an authority on all things hotel, yet has never actually worked in one, nor, evidently, even stayed in one. Terms like “chain conformity” also make me shudder. This involves head office issuing a decree that all hotels in the chain offer the same service—like, for example, using the same folksy, cliché-ridden guest welcome letter crafted by the president—regardless of whether it’s a chic urban hotel or a remote resort.

Of course, many travelers are scared of boutique hotels. And who can blame them, given some of the appalling ones out there. Some travelers want the predictability of a hotel chain, where it looks and feels like home no matter where they are in the world. These are the people you see in Paris dining at Burger King. Boutique travelers want surprises, as long as they’re pleasant. You’ll see them dining in some off-the-beaten-path, authentic café in St-Germain-des-Pres.

Does the fact that Opus is now plural mean that our fierce individualism, our irreverent, bad-ass spirit will be crushed? Hell no. The truth is, we’ve never actually been bad-ass. Perhaps a bit irreverent, but at heart most of us at Opus are somewhat conservative hoteliers. We understand that, above all, travelers want comfort, convenience, and intuitive service. In Vancouver and Montreal, Opus will offer this and more: a unique and special experience that reflects the local history and culture.

I’ve been traveling to Montreal a lot lately, and anyone who travels east on business will relate to the joys of traversing time zones. You lose an entire day flying. The lateness of your flight is directly correlated with the earliness of your morning meeting. Your luggage takes forever to arrive, and it’s a very tense time because everyone carries the same black suitcase and you’re certain that pushy lady with the bad perm made off with yours. The taxi queue rivals the line at the passport office. If you’re lucky, you get to the hotel by midnight, which is okay because it’s only 9:00 pm back home. Except you can’t sleep. At all. Even with medication. You muddle through the next day in a jet-lagged, overmedicated, sleep-deprived haze. Finally, 6:00 pm arrives. Your day is over. Except a barrage of frantic emails from back home ensues, chaining you to your computer until their workday is over, three hours later. When you finally do adjust to local time, it’s time to fly home, where you suffer the same trauma in reverse.

While in Montreal I’ve been living in the hotel, which sounds glamorous, and sometimes it is. Hotels are magical places, staffed by super-friendly people who open doors for you, call you sir, and make your bed way better than you ever could. I love having my own little shampoo containers and jam jars. But a certain degree of privacy is sacrificed. On Tuesday my “wakeup call” was delivered by an irate guest screaming into my phone about a mishap at check-in.

Language is more formal in Montreal. In my capacity as acting general manager I’ve been introducing myself to staff like a typical westerner: “Hi! I’m Dan.” Yet when they introduce me it’s, “Je vous présente Monsieur Daniel Craig, le directeur general.” This makes me feel exceptionally important, wealthy, and, inexplicably, taller. I’m considering insisting on the same introduction in Vancouver, perhaps with “par excellence” thrown in for good measure. But I’m a little nervous about how it will be received.

Speaking of which, what is it that compels certain hotel managers to act like royalty? Over the years I’ve observed them prancing about their hotels, expecting employees to fall at their feet in their presence, seeming to relish the terror they strike in their hearts. Did we go back to the 18th century and no one told me? “That little minion didn’t curtsy when I passed—off with her head!” Shouldn’t managers want staff to expend this time and energy fussing over guests?

In my world, good hotel management boils down to one word: respect. Earned respect, not ordained respect. Treat everyone with respect—guests, staff, colleagues, owners, suppliers, that perky saleslady who’s called you five times this week, and, yes, even that high-strung VP in Delaware—and they will respect you. Humility is also essential. Guests and staff must always come first. If it has to be about you, consider a career in show business. Add hard work to the mix—as Thomas Edison said, there is no substitute for hard work—, integrity, and a bit of luck, and you have the recipe for success, whether you work for a five-star hotel, a roadside motel, a chain or an independent.

These are the values we’ll be bringing to Opus Montreal. We look forward to seeing you there. A la prochaine.